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عشق الغرام
05-07-2008, 12:00 PM
Women Dictonary

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? =Too late, you're dead
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EL MAISTROOOO= PIRLOOOO

شريان الرووضة
05-07-2008, 01:25 PM
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aCTULLY I think women are the nucleus of every society,but they have their own way in living this live.They are so sweat and sensetive...........:)

vwxy641
14-08-2009, 09:34 AM
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العالم المنير
02-04-2011, 12:34 PM
As stated before , women have their own ways of life and in fact they love doing what is in their mind immediately without thinking about the consequences.
They play an important role in society and they are the salt of it . Without them, there will be no mean for the life.
You are in right manner when you said they have their own dictionary